Got this great idea for a movie.
There’s these two gangsters, Al Dente and Mike Rafone, who are fighting over turf — East Side, West Side, whatever. Their gangs are champing at the bit to take over the other gang’s territory.
Both Al and Mike figure that a gun battle is out, so they try to win over the other gangster’s mob. They each try to make the other one look weak. Al calls Mike “Mini Mike,” and Mike calls Al — who’s huge, by the way — “Pipsqueak Al.” Then Mike tries to embarrass Al by sending out over the Internet a photo of Al’s wife — who used to be a model — posing in the nude on the cover of a dude magazine some year’s back. So Al retaliates by countering with a very unflattering pic of Mike’s wife, drunk at a party.
But it’s a standoff… then…
Well, I haven’t figured out the ending yet, but I’m sure it’ll be a boffo at the box office. Right?